Just keep wearing your wedding dress. You’ll feel like a princess, and it’s also the only way you’ll get your money’s worth.
Put on fake eyelashes every morning. Not only will it help with the aforementioned princess thing, but also the nervous terror you experience applying glue so near your eyeball will feel almost like wedding-day jitters.
Hire a paparazzo to take pictures of you all day, even though an entire life can be sufficiently documented in, like, four pictures. Five max.
